A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $10 bill in it. Now there are ten $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural "she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
PULL SOME WIRES
Rejected by the college of his choice, the banker's son angrily accosted his father. "If you really cared for me, you'd have pulled some wires!" "I know," replied the parent sadly. "The TV, the Stereo, and the Telephone would have done for a start."
A MOTHER'S LETTER TO HER SON IN COLLEGE
P.S. I was going to send you $50.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.