In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
The children of Israel wanted bread.
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Playing with names in a Ruidoso,
New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast,
Pardon me for not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown,
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake:
Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.