NO EXCUSES

THINK YOU KNOW ALL THE EXCUSES FOR NOT GOING TO CHURCH? MARGARET VIVIANO SAYS HER PASTOR PROVIDES SOLUTIONS FOR MOST OF THEM:

  1. COTS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WHO SAY SUNDAY IS THE ONLY DAY THEY CAN SLEEP.
  2. BLANKETS WILL BE PROVIDED TO THOSE WHO SAY THE CHURCH IS TOO COLD, AND FANS FOR THOSE WHO SAY IT'S TOO WARM.
  3. HEARING AIDS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WHO SAY THE MINISTER TALKS TOO SOFTLY . . . COTTON FOR THOSE WHO SAY HE TALKS TOO LOUD . . . AND ALARM CLOCKS FOR THOSE WHO SAY HE TALKS TOO LONG.
  4. CALCULATORS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO COUNT THE HYPOCRITES.
  5. AND FINALLY, THE SANCTUARY WILL ALWAYS BE DECORATED WITH CHRISTMAS POINSETTIAS AND EASTER LILIES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN THE CHURCH WITHOUT THEM.

Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is;
but exhorting one another: and so much the more,
as ye see the day approaching.
(Heb 10:25)